I've heard many comedians make the same joke about socks and the dryer...
Its an old joke...
Its a trite joke...
Its funny every time...
WHERE oh WHERE did that other sock go?
I have countless socks -- that I am afraid to get rid of because (sure shootin) if I throw the lone-socks away, the mates WILL show up...
If it were just a few of us that experienced this phenomenon, it wouldn't be that weird...
But we have ALL lost socks in the dryer...and we've ALL found the mates after throwing the other one away...
Where do they go?
Is it elves?
Gnomes?
Does Elvis come back from his home planet and steal them?
WHERE ARE THE SOCKS?
Why is it that there can be NO, repeat NO bird poop anywhere on a driveway or in a parking lot and yet MY car is covered in white deposits??? Why is it that to birds, cars look like toilets? Cars have only been around for the last century. Its not like they've been in bird territory for thousands of years, serving the purpose of a bird's WC...oh no!!! They just decided to use them for target practice...
I wonder who the first bird to do this was...Brilliant bird...Probably had a bit of Tom Sawyer in him...(only instead of white washing a fence, it had to do with a model T...this is an after a while joke...you'll get it later...)
Who decided that Green meant Go and Red meant Stop? No funny joke here...just wondering...
What part of "NO CALL LIST" do telemarketers find so difficult to understand...
Does my dog actually know what I'm saying? Or has she learned to look cute because she knows I'll give her treats??? Or both?
How is anyone going to be able to run for public office in 20 years with things like Facebook and You-Tube around???
I can picture it now:
Candidate #1: "Sir, did you really say, "LOL LOL...I just laughed so hard at that commercial, I have milk coming out of my nose!" ? How can we take you seriously in this position when you can't control your nostrils?"
Candidate #2: Well I'm sure voters will be interested in something you wrote on Twitter ... "I have just invented dirty dish art in my sink...I don't want to wash them now and ruin it!"
Well, it might make the news more fun...
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